a Oversleep and wake up 30 mins before your ride is supposed to pick you up
b Dont eat breakfast, instead eat a banana and a power bar
c Stretch
d Dont warm up
e Work on a teammates bike
f Line up
g Sit in the mid-pack for 98% of the race
h Avoid the dead opposum
I Avoid the 2 crashes
j Sprint hard
k Cross finish line, body and bike intact.
l Have 2 Old Styles with the team.
Raced the Cat 4 40 mile Road Race Championships in Western Springs IL and finished 15/56. Good times and great team Love.


Wow, that sounds like a great strategy to me!
The best races are the ones where you’re not thinking about it. Where you’re more relaxed and having fun.
Great job!